Impersonators & Singing Telegrams

We provide Impersonators of all kinds - all over Canada!
For inquiries or booking, phone 780-942-2793, or
text 587-794-1223, or e-mail us.

Perfect for birthday telegrams, anniversaries, or gags. He ("Juan Hisnandez") plays live Guitar and sings;
She ("Chica Contando") - an authentic Mexican - also sings and performs "La Donna e Mobile" from Verdi's "Rigoletto"!
A comical singing telegram that will have everyone in stitches! ¡si, señor! You may order them as a pair - for insanely funny live entertainment!

"Juan" performed for Connor McDavid's [a VERY nice guy!] birthday this past Jan 24, 2024. He gave "Juan" a hi-5!
Go Oilers!!

For inquiries or booking, phone 780-942-2793, or
text 587-794-1223, or e-mail us.

For inquiries or booking, phone 780-942-2793, or
text 587-794-1223, or e-mail us.

We are available for video grams during Corona. We use Whereby - at https://whereby.com/
See their "much better than zoom" privacy policy here: https://whereby.com/information/tos
We have joined the Zoom boycott (they [like with Google] own all video you exchange, and can [and will] use it against you in court.)
Uh ... NO. Join the "Freedom fighters" and go with the alternatives - usually far better!
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=alternative+to+zoom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxOtGISKNCo

Once you sign-in, your personal meeting room is set-up, where you can host up to 100 participants.
In the free plan (which we have), you have access to unlimited one-on-one meetings and 45-minute group meetings. (Our telegrams only take a few minutes)

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NOTE: for those who think the prices "are more than a Lawyer makes!!" [we have heard this many times], remember:
Rappers average $33,000 PER MINUTE. They destroy society. Compared to them, we are far far less $$, and we are a positive influence. :-)

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Disclaimers:

For those easily offended or think we are offending a group of people, remember: we have the freedom of expression and speech. If you do not appreciate the humour we perform, we recommend you go here. Also, why is nobody hating a "Nerd" or "Elvis"? See more "offendintg" sites here.

For those who say "Those aren't exact look-a-likes!" - you are right. "Lookalikes" all go to Vegas - making $7,000 to $12,000 per night.
Ours here are "act-a-/likes". Although you will know who they are impersonating, they are not going to be exact. Those locally who ARE close - charge 1,500 and up.
Thank you for understanding :-)

For the occasional "You can't wear a sombrero - you aren't Mexican!!", here is a post from a friend - who gave us a sombrero while living in Mexico:

@joseidenogean2246
As a MEXICAN who lives in HUIXQUILUCAN, ESTADO DE MEXICO, please keep wearing sombreros and Mexican outfits, it makes us feel that you appreciate our culture and that we are doing a good thing by sharing it with the rest of the world. And if [non Mexicans] have to stop wearintg our attire, then we have to stop wearing cowboy hats and boots. Mexico es chingon"

@Scaash
As a Japanese person I have no issue with anyone else wearing Kimono or following tradition Japanese themes. You have no right to be offended for me!

@clauuvm
As a Hispanic, I can definitely say that we find it fun when people appropriate our cultural because we are VERY PROUD of it and love sharing it.

@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248
Imagine feeling so righteous and smug that you speak offence on behalf of a culture you don’t even belong to

@michael_mj2592
Imagine being offended by a cultural outfit , yet you go down the street to buy Mexican food. If we play by the Left's rules, then mexican food - if you are not mexican - would be illegal.

@runikvarze6191
It's not a stereotype to wear a culture's clothing. It's literally a historically documented cultural garment. And wearing it is not in itself a disrespectful act. If anything, it's helping to keep a tradition alive and promote it. That seems quite respectful to me.

My favourite:
If wearing an outfit that you do not belong [to the culture], then that means a SANTA SUIT is illegal! Nobody IS Santa, so NOBODY can wear the suit. How ridiculous will we get?? The real problem is when someone (Trudeau) says nobedy else can wear it, but HE does (Native, black face, India, etc). Hypocrisy is the evil here, not wearing a suit.

https://www.learning-mind.com/people-easily-offended/

https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/evolution-the-self/202110/why-people-get-offended-so-easily

https://finds.life.church/how-to-know-if-youre-the-one-whos-easily-offended/

https://upjourney.com/why-are-people-so-easily-offended

https://medium.com/diogenes-lounge/how-to-deal-with-someone-who-is-easily-offended-105c711ed1e1

https://krisreece.com/2022/07/14/5-undeniable-traits-of-easily-offended-people-you-need-to-watch-out-for/

http://meanttobehappy.com/10-ways-you-too-can-stop-being-so-easily-offended/

https://jessicaautumn.com/signs-someone-really-is-too-easily-offended/

NOTE: due to a rash of last-minute cancelations over Corona, we require a non-refundable deposit.
We do not accept "promises": "We're good for it - we'll pay you after."
98.3% do cancel, since they had nothing to loose, and somebody slips and spoils the surprise. We are sorry to have to implement this with all entertainment.

Nerd	Elvis	Marilyn Monroe
Mariachi Guy (or señorita)	Dolly Parton	Terminator
Absent-minded Professor	Doctor	Surgeon
Anna	Shania Twain	Patsy Cline
Elsa	Dumbledor	Gandalf

Marilyn Monroe: "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best friend", "Happy Burthday, Mr . President" and much more!	Mariachi (Muchacho, Señora, or both)	Patsy Cline or Dolly Parton: As mentioned above, Dolly will sing the "9-5" and other hits. Starting at $250, going to $400
Performing for the Edmonton Firefighters
The Terminator: Has the identical accent, and persona! "You betta HIRE ME, girly-man. If you do NOT, I'll be back." NOTE: we have a specialized "Valentines" act- good even for anniversaries. Very comical. Starting at $250, gointg to $325	Elton John: Starts at $350	Dolly Parton: Complete with Southern Belle accent, she sings all the hits from "Islands In The Stream" to "9 To 5"! Starts at $250, goes to $350
Generic telegrams: We also provide a generic (ordinary, fun-clothed) boy or girl (as you instruct) to sing "Happy Birthday" for a basic cost - usually $125 to $175. Balloons or flowers costs extra. If you provide them, it's easier (and less expensive) for you :-) For inquiries or booking, text 587-794-1223, or e-mail us.	Indiana Jones: Starts at $250, goes to $350	John Wayne: Starts at $275
Absent-minded Professor/ MD Doctor With lab coat, comb-over hair, and thick glasses She BLINDED ME - with *SCIENCE*!!! For the best in laughs, our lab coat guy is "Nonstein". (a play on "Einstein") Starting at $225	Nerd-o-gram: $300	Skating Elvis / Santa / Mariachi guy We have a very good hockey skater - who does our Santas, Elvis, and Mariachi musician - and can be an ice (or "roller blade") skater for your event. Rates vary, so ask us today!
Although several of our products offend many: the absent-minded professor, Nerd, beetlejuice, Hula girl... Last year, someone was offended by Christmas Carolers - "they were singing songs about Christmas and God!!" Oh, how HORRIBLE. In Ontario, Josh said "There are only 2 genders", and was arrested. The PC Police killed comedy, and now they can't find anybody willing to do a show for them. Gee - I wonder why! For anyone offended, please see our disclaimer below... and remember: You have offended many - we guarantee it. :-) You know what "fun" is, don't you? - you've seen other people have it. We have removed our "Trans" impersonators - please let this explain why with comedy: My son likes playing "Pirate" so I gave him surgery: a peg leg, removed his eye (for an eye patch) , had several teeth pulled and had 2 black rotten teeth put in, and we had his hand removed - for the "hook". Maybe when he watches enough Rap - he'll relate as a "homey", and get full tattoos, a few bullet holes, and hold his groin. OH - and have his skin blackened, too. He had blue eyes, so we need full eyeball tattoos to make them black. If he relates to Ray Charles, we'll have to make him blind.

In Toronto, Ontario:
Avril Lavigne	Shaniah Twain	Christine Aguilera	Jimmi Hendrix

Impersonators and
Singing Telegrams

Special for October: if you book this month, you get 30% off generic telegrams!

Toronto area (GTA)

In Edmonton, AB:

In Calgary, AB:

In Vancouver:

We also have hilarious phone-o-grams (for any city!):

	In Vancouver: Elsa & Anna, also Hawaiian Hula dancer: For an excellent addition to any birthday party, choose our Elsa and/or Anna package! In Edmonton: We also perform Dorothy (from Wizard of Oz), Nerd, Marilyn Monroe. Starting at $175 and going to $350 e-Mail us for pricing and availability for singing telegrams in Edmonton, Toronto, Vancouver, Winnipeg, and Calgary.
	Dumbledor or Gandalf. Starting at $300, goes to $500 For inquiries or booking, text 587-794-1223, or e-mail us.